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Well, it’s finally happened. Kwame Kilpatrick’s nine lives have expired.
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who will lose his job because he lied while under oath at a police whistle-blower trial, has just pledged to tell the truth as he prepares to admit his guilt as part of a plea deal he just struck with the Wayne County Prosecutor.The deal calls for Kilpatrick to plead guilty to two felony counts of obstruction of justice by committing perjury, agreeing to serve four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years’ probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.
The mayor will turn over his state pension to the City of Detroit, which paid $8.4 million to settle two whistle-blower lawsuits three former cops filed against the city. The mayor was charged with eight felony counts ranging from conspiracy to perjury to misconduct in office to obstruction of justice after the Free Press revealed that the mayor lied on the witness stand during a police whistle-blower trial and gave misleading testimony about whether he intended to fire a deputy police chief investigating allegations of wrongdoing by members of his inner circle.
I don’t really have much to add to this. Looking at the photos of a forlorn Kwame sitting in the courtroom made me momentarily sad for the guy.
Momentarily.
Here’s a collection of Kwame’s Greatest Hits.
Kwame Pulls a Clay Davis.
This should serve as a case study for anyone who starts out with great ambition and the intention to serve others. Don’t let to go to your head. The big head or that other one.
Keep your head (and pants) up, Kwame. Do your time, don’t let your time do you.
Question: Do you feel sorry for Kwame? Will “Yaw’s Boy” have a political career once his 5 years are up? Who plays Kwame in the upcoming BET Blackbuster Movie? I say Cedric The Entertainer could pull it off.
Mayor Kilpatrick: ‘I lied under oath’ [Detroit Free Press]
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All he’s gotta do is utter the immortal magic phrase “Bitch set me up!”, and he’s probably a shoo-in for a post-clink term or two. Either that or YouTube immortality, which isn’t a bad second prize.
Comment by boboso September 4, 2008 @ 6:25 pmI don’t feel sorry for him at all. I used to live in the Detroit area when Kwame was elected. He came into office with so much potential. He was smart, charismatic and politically connected. He was the hip-hop mayor and folks were expecting big things.
Unfortunately he let all that go to him head and became just another corrupt politician. Early on he was accussed of spending City funds lavishly on himself and his family, including political trips (can you say vacations?) and an Escalade for his wife. Let’s not even mention the stripper party at the mayorial mansion.
What makes this situation even worse is how indignant he and his mistress were about the whole thing when they got busted. If he would have been contrite and apologized for it all in the beginning it probably never would have come to this. I say good riddance.
Comment by KC September 4, 2008 @ 7:07 pmYeah I heard about the stripper party and he set it out (or at least I was told) for frat during the centennial. Dude just let it all get away. What’s worse than this is that he has made it hard for anybody of color to do politics in Detroit for years to come. I know that Barry had to ‘denounce’ him, but I wonder if Nationals can do the same.
(no I don’t actually wish that) Sad day for Alpha’s and a sad day for black men.
Comment by Inquisitive Mind September 4, 2008 @ 7:15 pmThe answer to your first 2 questions is no. The last 2. I don’t know and I don’t think Ced would look good playing him. He might be able to pull it off though. They would need a better match up.
Comment by MissJay September 4, 2008 @ 7:16 pmPerhaps even all this can’t atone for his behavior, words, and actions. For one thing I think he should have to pay back more than $1 million. And punishment without any remorse/or apology doesn’t make amends.
Comment by cinco September 4, 2008 @ 7:35 pmThis should serve as a case study for anyone who starts out with great ambition and the intention to serve others. Don’t let to go to your head. The big head or that other one.
^^^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLBTgUGzKMc
Comment by Ciara September 4, 2008 @ 7:50 pm@ ciara
Ahhh, the ill-fated Brand Nubian comeback. I’m crying inside now. They shoulda just quit at “All For One”.
Arrghhh.
Comment by AverageBro September 4, 2008 @ 7:54 pmThe case of another brother with power addiction and runaway ego syndrome…
I don’t feel sorry for Kwame at all because he could have gone 1000 different directions and he chose the one that lead him to prison. He came into the Mayor’s office in Detroit with such high hopes to improve Detroit. In some (minor) ways the city is better but largely, the city has sunk even deeper into a ghetto black hole…
There are three main thangs that sadden me about the case of Kwame gone bad.
First, Kwame has given every young, up and coming Black leader a Black eye; thus Barack’s public rebuke. Had Kwame done the right things, he would have been on the national stage within the next 10 years…now he’s made it a bit harder for Amerikkka to trust a n*gga in the big chair.
Secondly, Detroiters will forgive him and re-elect him to public office…He’ll come back after his probation, quoting the bible, and will con the poorest/least educated Detroiters to vote him back into office; probably City Council…ala Marion ‘That Bitch Set Me Up’ Barry.
Third, the city is f*cked up with no end in sight. Kwame could have made progress but chose to get his mack on…
The one thing that I like about all this is that one of his biggest rivals, Ken Cockeral, Jr. will be taking over the Mayor’s office. Kwame DOGGED this brother as did many of the City Council colleagues. This will not help the city and will probably cause even more gridlock…but this will make the City Council meetings (which are all televised) great drama.
I’d like to offer Kwame some advise….
Career-wise, go back to education. The Detroit Dept. of Education is highly corrupt but it would be great if he went back to teaching and the perhaps started a charter school or became a school principal. The kids need some who is smart, charismatic, and can teach some life lessons. He was a teacher before and this would be a great pace for him to rebuild his life and credibility.
Last Press Conference: Keep it short and apologize….also make sure you do right by two people. First, make sure you beg for Christine Beatty (former Chief of Staff) to receive ZERO jail time. She is a single momma and she has really fallen on hard times. Secondly, distance himself from the Detroit Police Chief (Ella Bully-Cummins) who resigned today. Take the rap for bullying her into doing your dirt.
Media-wise: Stop talking! It’s over, you lost, shut it down…jackass! All that taking is what got you in trouble.
Family-wise: That’s your business my man but I would hate for your issues to break up your family. Beg your wife to stay and let the kids know Daddy f*cked up and will man up and take his comeuppances.
Jail-wise: You got caught, you tried to come out swinging, you got your ass kicked, take your lumps, do your time, and use the time to figure how not to f*ck up when you get a second chance….
Epilogue: I have alot of friends who have known Kwame for years dating back to high school. They ALL tell me he is a good brother and a cool dude. I don’t doubt that. Kwame, please heal your power addiction and runaway ego syndrome and try to do right…you still can make a positive contribution (somewhere).
Comment by Huntdaddy September 4, 2008 @ 8:57 pmI dont feel sorry for him, he f*cked so you gotta go! He will have some sort of career somewhere, hell DC gave Marion Barry another chance with his crack smokin ass!! Yeah AB, Ceddy for the made for TV movie, although if you really want to get the full effect I say do it on the big screen so we can get all of the dirty details from the stripper party and the affair!
Comment by The Professor September 4, 2008 @ 9:13 pmChi McBride should play him.
http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/ChiMcBrideFF.JPG
I don’t feel sorry for him because he one, didn’t have to do wrong, and two, had a chance long ago to ‘fess up and do his penance and move on.
Comment by SingLikeSassy September 4, 2008 @ 9:54 pmI feel no sympathy for Kwame or Carlita – they bought and paid for this with their arrogance, and their ignorance.
Comment by ms.kimba412 September 4, 2008 @ 10:20 pmI do feel bad for Christine Beatty,though.She has ABSOLUTELY no bargaining power now, gave up her job for Kwame,and stands to lose everything.
She’s turned down a plea agreement, and has chosen to go to trial. I’m guessing she’s counting on the sympathy of the female jurors. I’m betting she’ll get it. I feel sorry for her, and I know how much of a b*tch she is.
I don’t feel sorry for him. He made some really stupid mistakes and failed to recognize the enormity of the forces arrayed against him.
That said he will be, and is being, used as an example of Black political leadership by folks who haven’t supported any Black political leaders in Detroit. So that’s not good.
He should have resigned a long time ago. I bet he could have gotten a better deal. But he just insisted on prolonging the inevitable and irritating the prosecutor.
As far as who can play him in a movie Cedric has the look down but the mayor is a HUGE guy. I’m thinking someone along the lines of Kevin Grevioux or Michael Clarke Duncan.
Comment by Shady_Grady September 4, 2008 @ 10:25 pmAll I can here in my head right now is the theme from Barretta…”don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”
Comment by ebw-educated black woman September 4, 2008 @ 10:48 pmPeriod. I have no sympathy for him. He was so smug when he was confronted with getting his hands caught in the cookie jar. Had he just manned up, this nonsense wouldn’t have gotten this far. What an idiot.
Wendell Pierce from the Wire can play him, be.
Comment by Brother OMi September 4, 2008 @ 11:00 pmhttp://www.kwamekilpatrick.com/index.html
Comment by Huntdaddy September 5, 2008 @ 12:32 amas always, i feel sorry for his wife and kids- the unseen and overlooked victims in these pathetic cases.
Comment by deedee September 5, 2008 @ 1:02 amyeah, i do feel sorry for him…well, more the situation. huntdaddy had it right, he had the prime stage to be a national figure.
But clearly he got caught up with the petty ish.
I hope that favor finds him and he can salvage what’s left.
Comment by the uppity negro September 5, 2008 @ 3:32 amDo you feel sorry for Kwame?
Him, hell no. His family, in particular the kids — absolutely yes.
Will “Yaw’s Boy” have a political career once his 5 years are up?
Who knows…Marion Barry had a “career”, didn’t he. I am no longer surprised at peoples voting tendencies. For all the heartache his actions have caused the city, he still has support of mamy.
Who plays Kwame in the upcoming BET Blackbuster Movie?
AB, Ced is too small to play KK. You need someone like Michael Clark Duncan or Ving Rhames. Or perhaps even Cress Williams, who is playing the heck out of his new role in Prison Break.
Comment by TalentedTenth September 5, 2008 @ 10:54 am@talentedtenth. Dammmit! You took my choice. I was about to say Cress myself.
Look y’all if Marion Berry can come back, so can Kwame Kilpatrick. He has the gift of gab and generally is an affable man. Those two things alone make him a phoenix.
“(Dr Dre Voice)It aint over..” Cockrel takes over in two weeks and I am guessing he is gonna clean house. Monica Conyers, a lady of poise, parliamentary procedure, and decorum (NOT!) is going to be city council president.
I am soooooooo glad I dont live there, (or Atlanta, or Washington DC etc..)
Comment by Daedalus September 5, 2008 @ 12:24 pm