Filed under: Go Sit Down, Grand Hu$tle, Judge Joe Brown Says : "DO BETTER.", Keep It In Your Pants, MLK is Crying Inside, Nigga Nonsense
Since I’m an equal opportunity offender, I couldn’t just pass along misinformation about the Palin family’s real life version of “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?”. Nope, I’m on a roll, so how about this Obama-related nugget of Negro Nonsense while I’m at it? Cause, you know, I’m just bipartisan like that.
He almost wrecked Barack Obama’s presidential dreams, and now firebrand pastor Jeremiah Wright has helped destroy a Dallas church worker’s marriage – and her job, The Post has learned.Elizabeth Payne, 37, said she had a steamy sexual affair with the controversial, racially divisive man of the cloth while she was an executive assistant at a church headed by a popular Wright protégé.
When word of the unholy alliance got out, Payne’s husband dumped her, and she was canned from the plum job at Friendship-West Baptist Church, she told The Post.
“I was involved with Rev. Wright, and that’s why I lost my job and why my husband divorced me,” Payne said.
She refused to reveal when the adulterous affair started or how she met Wright.
Payne’s husband, Fred Payne, 64, said he learned of the affair in late February, when he discovered e-mails between his wife and Wright.
“There must have been about 80 of them, back and forth,” he said. “Wright said things like he was going to leave his wife for Elizabeth.”
Wright has been married to his second wife, Ramah, for more than 20 years.
The preacher reportedly wooed Ramah away from her first husband in the 1980s, when the couple came to marriage counseling at Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. After discovering he had been cuckolded, Fred Payne, who had married Elizabeth in October 2006, headed straight for divorce court.
Something about all this just seems hella shady to me, but if you wanna revel in the nonsense, feel free to read the rest of the New York Post article. One note: I guess this dispels the myth of Wright being a racist. Payne, despite the broad nose and whatnot, is one hunned percent Caucasian. You can’t exactly talk black and sleep white in 08′, can you? That’s some 70′s idd’ish.
I guess Jeremiah’s chickens….. have come hooooommmmme. To rooooooooooooosst.
Oddly, I don’t really see the GOP using this as additional anti-Barry ammo, considering Cotton Hill’s well documented dalliances. That would just be wrong for lots of reasons.
Keep it in your pants, Rebb’n.
Question: What the hamsammich was Rebb’n Wright thinking?
OBAMA PASTOR IN SEX SCANDAL [NY Post]
Filed under: Go Sit Down, Grand Hu$tle, Judge Joe Brown Says : "DO BETTER.", Keep It In Your Pants, MLK is Crying Inside, Nigga Nonsense
Since I’m an equal opportunity offender, I couldn’t just pass along misinformation about the Palin family’s real life version of “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?”. Nope, I’m on a roll, so how about this Obama-related nugget of Negro Nonsense while I’m at it? Cause, you know, I’m just bipartisan like that.
He almost wrecked Barack Obama’s presidential dreams, and now firebrand pastor Jeremiah Wright has helped destroy a Dallas church worker’s marriage – and her job, The Post has learned.Elizabeth Payne, 37, said she had a steamy sexual affair with the controversial, racially divisive man of the cloth while she was an executive assistant at a church headed by a popular Wright protégé.
When word of the unholy alliance got out, Payne’s husband dumped her, and she was canned from the plum job at Friendship-West Baptist Church, she told The Post.
“I was involved with Rev. Wright, and that’s why I lost my job and why my husband divorced me,” Payne said.
She refused to reveal when the adulterous affair started or how she met Wright.
Payne’s husband, Fred Payne, 64, said he learned of the affair in late February, when he discovered e-mails between his wife and Wright.
“There must have been about 80 of them, back and forth,” he said. “Wright said things like he was going to leave his wife for Elizabeth.”
Wright has been married to his second wife, Ramah, for more than 20 years.
The preacher reportedly wooed Ramah away from her first husband in the 1980s, when the couple came to marriage counseling at Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. After discovering he had been cuckolded, Fred Payne, who had married Elizabeth in October 2006, headed straight for divorce court.
Something about all this just seems hella shady to me, but if you wanna revel in the nonsense, feel free to read the rest of the New York Post article. One note: I guess this dispels the myth of Wright being a racist. Payne, despite the broad nose and whatnot, is one hunned percent Caucasian. You can’t exactly talk black and sleep white in 08′, can you? That’s some 70′s idd’ish.
I guess Jeremiah’s chickens….. have come hooooommmmme. To rooooooooooooosst.
Oddly, I don’t really see the GOP using this as additional anti-Barry ammo, considering Cotton Hill’s well documented dalliances. That would just be wrong for lots of reasons.
Keep it in your pants, Rebb’n.
Question: What the hamsammich was Rebb’n Wright thinking?
OBAMA PASTOR IN SEX SCANDAL [NY Post]
Filed under: AvB MultiMedia Expose, Don't Drop The Soap, Drive-By Activism, Go Sit Down, Keep It In Your Pants, Knee-Grow Please, MLK is Crying Inside, Nigga Nonsense, What A DoucheBag
Well, it’s finally happened. Kwame Kilpatrick’s nine lives have expired.
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who will lose his job because he lied while under oath at a police whistle-blower trial, has just pledged to tell the truth as he prepares to admit his guilt as part of a plea deal he just struck with the Wayne County Prosecutor.The deal calls for Kilpatrick to plead guilty to two felony counts of obstruction of justice by committing perjury, agreeing to serve four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years’ probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.
The mayor will turn over his state pension to the City of Detroit, which paid $8.4 million to settle two whistle-blower lawsuits three former cops filed against the city. The mayor was charged with eight felony counts ranging from conspiracy to perjury to misconduct in office to obstruction of justice after the Free Press revealed that the mayor lied on the witness stand during a police whistle-blower trial and gave misleading testimony about whether he intended to fire a deputy police chief investigating allegations of wrongdoing by members of his inner circle.
I don’t really have much to add to this. Looking at the photos of a forlorn Kwame sitting in the courtroom made me momentarily sad for the guy.
Momentarily.
Here’s a collection of Kwame’s Greatest Hits.
Kwame Pulls a Clay Davis.
This should serve as a case study for anyone who starts out with great ambition and the intention to serve others. Don’t let to go to your head. The big head or that other one.
Keep your head (and pants) up, Kwame. Do your time, don’t let your time do you.
Question: Do you feel sorry for Kwame? Will “Yaw’s Boy” have a political career once his 5 years are up? Who plays Kwame in the upcoming BET Blackbuster Movie? I say Cedric The Entertainer could pull it off.
Mayor Kilpatrick: ‘I lied under oath’ [Detroit Free Press]
Filed under: AvB MultiMedia Expose, Don't Drop The Soap, Drive-By Activism, Go Sit Down, Keep It In Your Pants, Knee-Grow Please, MLK is Crying Inside, Nigga Nonsense, What A DoucheBag
Well, it’s finally happened. Kwame Kilpatrick’s nine lives have expired.
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who will lose his job because he lied while under oath at a police whistle-blower trial, has just pledged to tell the truth as he prepares to admit his guilt as part of a plea deal he just struck with the Wayne County Prosecutor.The deal calls for Kilpatrick to plead guilty to two felony counts of obstruction of justice by committing perjury, agreeing to serve four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years’ probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.
The mayor will turn over his state pension to the City of Detroit, which paid $8.4 million to settle two whistle-blower lawsuits three former cops filed against the city. The mayor was charged with eight felony counts ranging from conspiracy to perjury to misconduct in office to obstruction of justice after the Free Press revealed that the mayor lied on the witness stand during a police whistle-blower trial and gave misleading testimony about whether he intended to fire a deputy police chief investigating allegations of wrongdoing by members of his inner circle.
I don’t really have much to add to this. Looking at the photos of a forlorn Kwame sitting in the courtroom made me momentarily sad for the guy.
Momentarily.
Here’s a collection of Kwame’s Greatest Hits.
Kwame Pulls a Clay Davis.
This should serve as a case study for anyone who starts out with great ambition and the intention to serve others. Don’t let to go to your head. The big head or that other one.
Keep your head (and pants) up, Kwame. Do your time, don’t let your time do you.
Question: Do you feel sorry for Kwame? Will “Yaw’s Boy” have a political career once his 5 years are up? Who plays Kwame in the upcoming BET Blackbuster Movie? I say Cedric The Entertainer could pull it off.
Mayor Kilpatrick: ‘I lied under oath’ [Detroit Free Press]
Our President admires the US beach volleyball team and spreads patriotism internationally. Or somethin’ like that. I gave you the photos, you provide the captions. Best ones win not a doggone thang a mystery prize.
Filed under: Barry 4 Prez, Keep It In Your Pants, PoliTricks as Usual, That Sh*t Is Racist, White Men Gone Wild
Any day now, Rielle Hunter is going to get some book deal, or the inevitable 60 Minutes interview where she tells all the intimate and embarrassing details of her dalliance with Johnny “Love Lips” Edwards. I’m sure she’ll tell about some weird fetish, like maybe how she had him make weird siren sounds while he chased her around the bedroom.[1] And the Edwards’ family’s moment of shame will extend another 15 minutes while we all gawk and shake out heads simultaneously, forgetting that there’s a real wife and kids somewhere hurting behind this very special episode of Maury.
“I don’t know if that picture is me… I don’t know who that baby is…. do you know how many pictures of me holding babies have been taken?…. I have no idea…. I’ve never paid a dime of money… that is a lie… I know absolutely nothing… I had nothing to do with any money being paid… I don’t know sh*t!!!“
Yeah, you know dat’ bama is lyin’ through his teeth and so do I. But leave it up to the Clintons to try and find a way to profit from another man’s misfortune.
Hillary Clinton would be the Democrats’ White House nominee today if former presidential hopeful John Edwards had come clean earlier about an extra-marital affair, a top aide to Clinton believes.“I believe we would have won Iowa, and Clinton today would therefore have been the nominee,” Howard Wolfson, who was the combative communications director for Clinton’s doomed campaign, told ABCNews.com.
In an interview released Monday, Wolfson also said that Clinton’s campaign knew about the affair but kept quiet.
“Any of the campaigns that would have tried to push that would have been burned by it,” he said.
Wolfson insisted that Edwards voters in Iowa, whose presidential caucuses kicked off the 2008 race in early January, would have been behind Clinton rather than Barack Obama.
“Our voters and Edwards’ voters were the same people,” he said, citing internal polling by the Clinton campaign.
“They were older, pro-union. Not all, but maybe two-thirds of them would have been for us and we would have barely beaten Obama.”
Maybe Wolfson is right. I guess if you look at it in stark racial terms, it’s possible that Clinton might have finished better than dead freakin’ last (aka: 3rd) had Johnny Boy’s Love Child been outted sooner. But then again, had there been no Monica Lewinsky, there might be no Senator Clinton. And if my Dad was born with a vagina…
Seriously, how full of jealousy and unbridled hatred must you be to still keep trying to upstage your party’s nominee months after the fact? Reality is, you lost. Period. Patriots fans could say that had David Tyree dropped that pass, the would have finished a perfect 19-0. China can say that had Lebron and D-Wade pulled some hamstrings in warmups, they might have won yesterday. All of these things are hypothetical of course. And hypothetical isn’t reality.
Reality is, Hillary lost because she ran a lousy campaign, sorta like the decidedly lackluster campaign Obama’s running himself right about now. Not that you asked for my opinion, but I’m just sayin’. The sooner her supporters stop toying with revisionist history and get some psychological counseling, the sooner we can all move on.
It is just me, or does anyone else think this explosion of Clinton related stories in recent days is their way of hijacking Obama’s coming out party in Denver later this month? Bill Clinton somehow finagled found his way on the schedule of speakers, and he’ll no doubt have some sideways comment about Obama (as opposed to simply praising his accomplishment) that will steal Barry’s headlines. You know it, I know it, Barry knows it.
So, since Barry won’t (or simply can’t?) say it himself, I dedicate this very special triple play to The First Black President and his lovely spouse. Cop the headphones first.
Question: Is Howard Wolfson’s “Love Lips” theory correct or is he in dire need of counseling? What flavor of HaterAde™ are the Clintons sippin’ this week? Had Obama lost, do you think he and his supporters would have held a grudge for this long after the fact?
Edwards sex lie cost Clinton the nomination: former aide [AP]
[1] Get it? Please tell me you get it. It took me an hour to come up with that one.
Filed under: Barry 4 Prez, Keep It In Your Pants, PoliTricks as Usual, That Sh*t Is Racist, White Men Gone Wild
Any day now, Rielle Hunter is going to get some book deal, or the inevitable 60 Minutes interview where she tells all the intimate and embarrassing details of her dalliance with Johnny “Love Lips” Edwards. I’m sure she’ll tell about some weird fetish, like maybe how she had him make weird siren sounds while he chased her around the bedroom.[1] And the Edwards’ family’s moment of shame will extend another 15 minutes while we all gawk and shake out heads simultaneously, forgetting that there’s a real wife and kids somewhere hurting behind this very special episode of Maury.
“I don’t know if that picture is me… I don’t know who that baby is…. do you know how many pictures of me holding babies have been taken?…. I have no idea…. I’ve never paid a dime of money… that is a lie… I know absolutely nothing… I had nothing to do with any money being paid… I don’t know sh*t!!!“
Yeah, you know dat’ bama is lyin’ through his teeth and so do I. But leave it up to the Clintons to try and find a way to profit from another man’s misfortune.
Hillary Clinton would be the Democrats’ White House nominee today if former presidential hopeful John Edwards had come clean earlier about an extra-marital affair, a top aide to Clinton believes.“I believe we would have won Iowa, and Clinton today would therefore have been the nominee,” Howard Wolfson, who was the combative communications director for Clinton’s doomed campaign, told ABCNews.com.
In an interview released Monday, Wolfson also said that Clinton’s campaign knew about the affair but kept quiet.
“Any of the campaigns that would have tried to push that would have been burned by it,” he said.
Wolfson insisted that Edwards voters in Iowa, whose presidential caucuses kicked off the 2008 race in early January, would have been behind Clinton rather than Barack Obama.
“Our voters and Edwards’ voters were the same people,” he said, citing internal polling by the Clinton campaign.
“They were older, pro-union. Not all, but maybe two-thirds of them would have been for us and we would have barely beaten Obama.”
Maybe Wolfson is right. I guess if you look at it in stark racial terms, it’s possible that Clinton might have finished better than dead freakin’ last (aka: 3rd) had Johnny Boy’s Love Child been outted sooner. But then again, had there been no Monica Lewinsky, there might be no Senator Clinton. And if my Dad was born with a vagina…
Seriously, how full of jealousy and unbridled hatred must you be to still keep trying to upstage your party’s nominee months after the fact? Reality is, you lost. Period. Patriots fans could say that had David Tyree dropped that pass, the would have finished a perfect 19-0. China can say that had Lebron and D-Wade pulled some hamstrings in warmups, they might have won yesterday. All of these things are hypothetical of course. And hypothetical isn’t reality.
Reality is, Hillary lost because she ran a lousy campaign, sorta like the decidedly lackluster campaign Obama’s running himself right about now. Not that you asked for my opinion, but I’m just sayin’. The sooner her supporters stop toying with revisionist history and get some psychological counseling, the sooner we can all move on.
It is just me, or does anyone else think this explosion of Clinton related stories in recent days is their way of hijacking Obama’s coming out party in Denver later this month? Bill Clinton somehow finagled found his way on the schedule of speakers, and he’ll no doubt have some sideways comment about Obama (as opposed to simply praising his accomplishment) that will steal Barry’s headlines. You know it, I know it, Barry knows it.
So, since Barry won’t (or simply can’t?) say it himself, I dedicate this very special triple play to The First Black President and his lovely spouse. Cop the headphones first.
Question: Is Howard Wolfson’s “Love Lips” theory correct or is he in dire need of counseling? What flavor of HaterAde™ are the Clintons sippin’ this week? Had Obama lost, do you think he and his supporters would have held a grudge for this long after the fact?
Edwards sex lie cost Clinton the nomination: former aide [AP]
[1] Get it? Please tell me you get it. It took me an hour to come up with that one.
Filed under: Keep It In Your Pants, Knee-Grow Please, Nigga Nonsense, PoliTricks as Usual, Raise Your Own Damn Kids
With all the attention shifted to another notable Black politician, AB.com’s Favorite Bastion Of Negro Ineptitude, Detroit Mayor Clay Davis Kwame Kilpatrick, has been awful quiet in recent weeks. Heck, I’ve heard more lately about Councilwoman Monica Conyers, who is a piece of work herself.
Sure, there were murmurs that his mother would end up losing her seat in Congress because of “Yaw’s Boy”, but Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick won her re-election the other night by the skin of her teeth. So, rejoice citizens of Michigan! “Yaw’s Boy’s” mama will live another two years to provide us with such fodder as this.
Please watch this entire clip, or you’ll miss it, beginning around the 40 second mark.
Man, that idd’ish was classic. Classic I tell ya’.
And not to be outdone her opponent, Mary Waters, capitalized on this, but couldn’t close the deal. So, ya’ll stay losin’ Detroit.
Now you’re stuck with two Kilpatricks. Uhhh, make that one.
Judge Ronald Giles just sent Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to jail moments after the mayor pleaded for forgiveness and admitted he made an unauthorized trip to Windsor on city business.As of noon Kilpatrick was still at 36th District Court being processed for transfer to Wayne County Jail. Giles revoked Kilpatrick’s $75,000 10% bond and ordered him jailed.
Kilpatrick admitted violating the terms of his bond by traveling to Windsor without notifying the court. He said he was sorry.
Kilpatrick further said he was not “frolicking” in Windsor but trying to make a deal that would let him avoid laying off more than a thousand city workers.
It almost makes you feel sorry for this blubbering, Chris Webber look-alike.
Almost sorry. Key word: almost.
Because if you peep the guy’s astounding prior track record, it’s hard to summon any sympathy for him.
Seriously Detroit, how screwed up is it when your elected officials act out with such levels of Negro Nonsense and end up in the clink or worse? Better yet, can you explain to me how this merry band of fools keeps getting re-elected?
A recent NY Times Magazine article opined that with the Obama presidency looming, the end of “Black Politics” may be nearing. I’m not really sure if I agree with that, but I surely hope that such incidents as these in Detroit cause people to reconsider the tried and true notion of voting for someone because they’ve got “a name”. That sort of lazy democracy is just a dangerous as voting for a person “just because they black” (or aren’t black for that matter).
Detroit, I hate saying this, but ya’ll get what you paid (voted) for.
And you paid for Yaw’s Boy. I hope you’re happy.
Question: Is Kwame Kilpatrick a first ballot inductee in the Marion Barry Negro Politicians Hall Of Shame? How does he keep getting re-elected? Hoes does Barry keep getting re-elected? Do you agree that voting for a “name” is just as bad as voting for any other largely superficial issue?
Kilpatrick will spend night in jail [Detroit Free Press]
Voters give US Rep. Kilpatrick a victory [Detroit Free Press]
Detroit: How long will you be Kilpatrick’s fool? [Detroit Free Press]
Filed under: Keep It In Your Pants, Knee-Grow Please, Nigga Nonsense, PoliTricks as Usual, Raise Your Own Damn Kids
With all the attention shifted to another notable Black politician, AB.com’s Favorite Bastion Of Negro Ineptitude, Detroit Mayor Clay Davis Kwame Kilpatrick, has been awful quiet in recent weeks. Heck, I’ve heard more lately about Councilwoman Monica Conyers, who is a piece of work herself.
Sure, there were murmurs that his mother would end up losing her seat in Congress because of “Yaw’s Boy”, but Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick won her re-election the other night by the skin of her teeth. So, rejoice citizens of Michigan! “Yaw’s Boy’s” mama will live another two years to provide us with such fodder as this.
Please watch this entire clip, or you’ll miss it, beginning around the 40 second mark.
Man, that idd’ish was classic. Classic I tell ya’.
And not to be outdone her opponent, Mary Waters, capitalized on this, but couldn’t close the deal. So, ya’ll stay losin’ Detroit.
Now you’re stuck with two Kilpatricks. Uhhh, make that one.
Judge Ronald Giles just sent Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to jail moments after the mayor pleaded for forgiveness and admitted he made an unauthorized trip to Windsor on city business.As of noon Kilpatrick was still at 36th District Court being processed for transfer to Wayne County Jail. Giles revoked Kilpatrick’s $75,000 10% bond and ordered him jailed.
Kilpatrick admitted violating the terms of his bond by traveling to Windsor without notifying the court. He said he was sorry.
Kilpatrick further said he was not “frolicking” in Windsor but trying to make a deal that would let him avoid laying off more than a thousand city workers.
It almost makes you feel sorry for this blubbering, Chris Webber look-alike.
Almost sorry. Key word: almost.
Because if you peep the guy’s astounding prior track record, it’s hard to summon any sympathy for him.
Seriously Detroit, how screwed up is it when your elected officials act out with such levels of Negro Nonsense and end up in the clink or worse? Better yet, can you explain to me how this merry band of fools keeps getting re-elected?
A recent NY Times Magazine article opined that with the Obama presidency looming, the end of “Black Politics” may be nearing. I’m not really sure if I agree with that, but I surely hope that such incidents as these in Detroit cause people to reconsider the tried and true notion of voting for someone because they’ve got “a name”. That sort of lazy democracy is just a dangerous as voting for a person “just because they black” (or aren’t black for that matter).
Detroit, I hate saying this, but ya’ll get what you paid (voted) for.
And you paid for Yaw’s Boy. I hope you’re happy.
Question: Is Kwame Kilpatrick a first ballot inductee in the Marion Barry Negro Politicians Hall Of Shame? How does he keep getting re-elected? Hoes does Barry keep getting re-elected? Do you agree that voting for a “name” is just as bad as voting for any other largely superficial issue?
Kilpatrick will spend night in jail [Detroit Free Press]
Voters give US Rep. Kilpatrick a victory [Detroit Free Press]
Detroit: How long will you be Kilpatrick’s fool? [Detroit Free Press]
